kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

totheinternetandbeyond:

googlesupport:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer

my cat is cute isn’t it 

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Aw

algebratwo:

Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??

Me: Infinity!!!

Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!

Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.