I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer
my cat is cute isn’t it
Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??
Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!
Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.